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Saturday 14 July 2018


The Visitor

Judas, it must be truly appalling
To be an American with more
Than 2 brain cells,
And a gram of empathy.
Respect to the protestors. 
Zero respect for the kowtowers.
They have been a pathetic sight, and have shamed us,
Just as they have done with Americans,
And they have made decent Europeans
Make compromises too far,
And have made us soiled by association.
I guess decent Yanks must feel like that every day,
Poor sods!  What a nightmare.  Really!
The Queen should not have had to see him.
I don’t care if she’d even met Adolf Hitler
And Genghis bloody Khan,
She shouldn’t have had to put up with that.
He taints anything clean.
He breaks decent people with his power,
Power he has been given by people
Who have shown the US society to be something
We thought was left behind after the Civil War.
620000 deaths appear to have been wasted.
To my deep shame I have developed
A visceral hatred for the man.
He has only been in Europe for a few days,
And to stay sane I’m looking to crowdfund
The return of Vlad The Impaler,
Clone him from some cells
We’ll scour the world for,
(There will be plenty of volunteers)
And getting him to do his stuff
In the quad here at Kerlanguet,
Because it’s personal.
But I’m not selfish, we’ll invite the world’s press
For a mind-blowing jamboree of catharsis.  
We can have a job lot, and have
His apologists done at the same time.
They are too far gone, for any hope of redemption
And anyway it’ll be good to watch them wiggle.
I’m starting to see impalements from here to Meneac,
A bit like rows of crucifixions along the Appian Way
After the slave revolt of 73 BC.
See, see, see!  See what he has done to my mind!
Has anybody, ever faced up to him?
Why does nobody honourable,
And a big wheel,
Say to his face,
That he’s a bloody liar?
And then the rest!
It undermines one’s belief in our ‘leaders’
Who dare not comment on the Emperor’s new clothes.
How has he managed to live this long? 
What in God’s name has happened
To the gene-pool in the US? 
Judas, he makes me apoplectically livid! 
He has absolutely no redeeming features. 
He represents everything that is sleazy
And disgusting about the US,
Multiplied by a googolplex.
On the basis of ‘thoughts and prayers,
Thoughts and prayers’,
Come on God; enough already.  Please!
Call him to you before he screws up the entire planet.
There must be enough thoughts and prayers to justify that. 
  


Monday 9 July 2018


Songs Of Earth

Wind whispers, secret stories told by mighty oaks
And daisies both, sagas spanning five hundred years
And tales of spring time, awakening of the fairy folk,
The magic of mountains, and the Virgin’s tears.

Rain hissing, lashing, battering windows and crops,
The farmer cursing where a month before he sang out,
Its inexorable persistence over time wearing down rocks,
Ceases, killing field and farm, man and beast with drought.

Thunder, the lambeg drums of cruel and mighty Gods,
Driving ancient folk to huddle back further in their cave,
Lightning’s partner, God’s tears falling like stair rods,
The wolf’s howl, Frankenstein turning in his grave.

Streams carry the joyous laughter of youngling fishes,
And the splish-splash of the oars of water boatmen,
Chuckling down mount and glen singing loud its wishes,
For the soft, touch and tickle of life-giving rain again.

Waterfalls roar the message of power, the river’s muscles
Flexing, proving its growth and will to go as it must
To the sea, with here a mighty roar, there a soft chuckle,
All life and death swept along with it in its wanderlust.

Ice cracks, singing its own cold, uncaring song, groans
As it shifts a little, no thought of the future and dissolving
Into its constituent parts.  Moving inexorably, stones
Rolling under the solid stream.  Sea comes and calving.

Sea crashes, cold, relentless against shore and cliff face,
Searching, probing for a fault to carelessly savage,
Sucking down the drowning man, interloper in this place,
To the mermaids arms, salt kisses and doomed marriage 

Volcanoes, Mother Earth belches loud, gulps and vomits,
Spews her guts venomously on the fleas infecting her surface,
Puking her anger at the irritation, death her only promise,
And then, her rage vented, calming after her catharsis.

Earthquakes shout of a new layout, architecture on such
A grand scale, rocks roaring, screaming as they rear up
And crash into pits, Mother Earth shouting out how much
She controls; as always poor Mother Nature the runner-up. 

Birds, dawn touching their chilled, fluffed up feathers,
Returning them to life’s marvels and joys.  The choir
Commences its praise, sings their song in any weather,
Sky their playground, flight and freedom the prime desire.

Beasts, they roar, they grunt, growl, bark, purr and howl,
Mimic, mock and make every sound that is conceivable
As they love, fight and eat, live and die cheek by jowl,
Their dire and foul treatment by human kind indefensible.

Whales, singing their songs, dolphins adding percussion,
Porpoises and walrus honking and grunting wild harmony,
The sea’s once joyous noise, now subject to sad destruction,
Prime ape, twisting songs of peace to screams of agony.

Humanity raises a cacophony, subjugates all creatures.
It rapes the Earth, and in a final deadly din and flame,
Purifies, removing from the planet, its worst feature,
Returning all to a disappointed God from whence they came.

And Gaia sighs, with pain and deep relief; and passing years
Bring forth once more the sounds of harmonious rebirth;
Elements, beasts, fish, fowl sing with her, hopeful, free of fear,
Mountains, seas and sky weave together the Songs of Earth.