The Visitor

Judas, it must be truly appalling

To be an American with more

Than 2 brain cells,

And a gram of empathy.

Respect to the protestors. 

Zero respect for the kowtowers.

They have been a pathetic sight, and have shamed us,

Just as they have done with Americans,

And they have made decent Europeans

Make compromises too far,

And have made us soiled by association.

I guess decent Yanks must feel like that every day,

Poor sods!  What a nightmare.  Really!

The Queen should not have had to see him.

I don’t care if she’d even met Adolf Hitler

And Genghis bloody Khan,

She shouldn’t have had to put up with that.

He taints anything clean.

He breaks decent people with his power,

Power he has been given by people

Who have shown the US society to be something

We thought was left behind after the Civil War.

620000 deaths appear to have been wasted.

To my deep shame I have developed

A visceral hatred for the man.

He has only been in Europe for a few days,

And to stay sane I’m looking to crowdfund

The return of Vlad The Impaler,

Clone him from some cells

We’ll scour the world for,

(There will be plenty of volunteers)

And getting him to do his stuff

In the quad here at Kerlanguet,

Because it’s personal.

But I’m not selfish, we’ll invite the world’s press

For a mind-blowing jamboree of catharsis.  

We can have a job lot, and have

His apologists done at the same time.

They are too far gone, for any hope of redemption

And anyway it’ll be good to watch them wiggle.

I’m starting to see impalements from here to Meneac,

A bit like rows of crucifixions along the Appian Way

After the slave revolt of 73 BC.

See, see, see!  See what he has done to my mind!

Has anybody, ever faced up to him?

Why does nobody honourable,

And a big wheel,

Say to his face,

That he’s a bloody liar?

And then the rest!

It undermines one’s belief in our ‘leaders’

Who dare not comment on the Emperor’s new clothes.

How has he managed to live this long? 

What in God’s name has happened

To the gene-pool in the US? 

Judas, he makes me apoplectically livid! 

He has absolutely no redeeming features. 

He represents everything that is sleazy

And disgusting about the US,

Multiplied by a googolplex.

On the basis of ‘thoughts and prayers,

Thoughts and prayers’,

Come on God; enough already.  Please!

Call him to you before he screws up the entire planet.

There must be enough thoughts and prayers to justify that.